As reported on page 37 of today's el tabloid Sun:-
A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his rear.
(Hot English Spud)??
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
The spud, as of yesterday was revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield, Aberdeen, and Helsinki have removed from people’s, err, nether regions.
A & E nurse Saparthy Dartoitmons said: “He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a, er potato.
“But it’s not for me to question his story."
“He had to undergo surgery to have it removed.” Said the arse surgeon, ASS Prof Rectum et al.
Ms Watson said: “My advice? Don’t do it".
“It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening, and fecking sore".
“Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a fake name as a result as usual.”
A hospital trust e-spokeswoman said on their blog: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
“But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.”
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